HILARIOUS JOKE

LEAVING NOW


Roger goes into a barber shop, sits down in the chair and has his hair cut.

When the barber finishes, Roger gets up, but as he’s pulling out his wallet, the barber goes to take a leak in the corner of the room, then zips up and walks back over.

Handing the barber a $20 bill, Roger says, “It’s none of my business, but why did you just urinate in the corner of your own shop?”

The barber says, “My lease runs out in a week. What do I care?”

The barber goes to the register to get Roger his change. When he comes back, he finds Roger squatting in the corner, dropping a deuce.

“What the hell are you doing?” the barber yells.

“Hey,” Roger says, “I’m leaving now.”